And Randy Roommates
âSo...whatâs the catch?â Anon pressed, resting his elbows on the table between himself and the headmare.
âNothing, thatâs it!â Twilight replied, as cheerful as ever.
âLet me get this straight...â Anon grumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose. âYou pull me back from Tartarus, after finding me balls deep in some megalomaniacal filly, and all Iâve got to do is put up with a roommate?â he summarized, his eyes narrowing.
âYup! Given the circumstances of your - Ahem - timeout, I felt that it was an appropriate solution,â the alicorn explained.
Boy howdy, that was the understatement of the century. In short, Anon had made a series of very questionable decisions, even though he considered himself a victim of circumstance. Heâd had a decent job, working in the School of Friendship, a good relationship with the staff and student body, and made a decent wage; that was, however, until things took a turn. After a series of unfortunate and painfully scandalous events, the man had found himself imprisoned in pony hell.
In short, heâd unintentionally and systematically plowed a number of the students, culminating with a loud, destructive, and extraordinarily sticky encounter with Yona, the resident yak. After a brief incarceration in Tartarus, which led to him rutting a small, possibly sociopathic mare, heâd been whisked back to the school, but not before realizing Twilight had voyeuristically watched his latest interspecies exchange.
âAnd you said Iâd be rooming with Gallus, right?â Anon inquired, his suspicions still raised. The whole thing almost felt like some sort of setup, like he was walking into a trap.
âCorrect me if Iâm wrong, but you and Gallus do get along well, do you not?â Twilight retorted, raising an eyebrow.
âI mean, yeah, we do, but why him?â Anon countered.
âWell, besides being an exceptional student, well versed with the rules of friendship, Iâd prefer you have some level of comfort with your new roomie,â the Princess clarified. Of course, she fully intended on having the griffonâŚ
âYouâre going to have him spy on me, arenât you...â the man flatly stated.
âCan you blame me, Anon? I mean, gee, itâs not like you âaccidentallyâ canoodled a cornucopia of my pupils,â Twilight shot back, her eye twitching.
âFair...Thatâs fair...But itâs not permanent, is it? Seriously, I donât want to be shacked up with someone forever,â Anon groaned. He could already feel a headache coming on, so he massaged his temples. Sure, having to share living quarters with someone was better than being trapped in Tartarus, but he did enjoy his personal space.
âOne semester, thatâs all I ask,â Twilight flatly said, holding up a hoof. âIf you can restrain yourself for that long, weâll call it even. Think of it as a probation.â
âFine, but I call bottom bunk,â he grunted, pushing himself away from the table. All things considered, he was getting off pretty easy; at least, he thought he was.
âPerfect! Iâve already remodeled your room, but feel free to rearrange things as you see fit. Oh, and youâll be starting back at work tomorrow. Salacious streak aside, the school does need its number one janitor back on duty ASAP!â Twilight proclaimed, her sunny disposition immediately returning.
Remaining silent, Anon saw himself out. Something just wasnât sitting right. The entire reason heâd been thrown in horsey hell wasnât actually because heâd done the do with several of the students. No, according to Twilight, heâd been imprisoned because heâd unwittingly created a friendship problem. Admittedly, and much to his chagrin, that did seem to be the legitimate case.
After working his way through a changeling, a dragon, a hippogriff, and a yak, a number of the pupils had started heatedly bickering about who was Anonâs true romantic interest. Truthfully, each of them had strong selling points, although the clandestine nature of his adventures caused a bone of contention to arise, pun intended. That being said, with everything now in the open, he shouldnât have much to worry about.
Navigating the corridors of the academy, Anon worked his way back to his room. It didnât take all that long, since he had the floorplan basically memorized, so he quickly found himself standing at his door. Reaching for the knob, he paused, glancing left and right conspiratorially. Interestingly, there was a missing doorway down the hall, with freshly painted plaster over the area it once occupied.
Screwing his brows together, and with a pang of concern, he returned his attention to his room. Turning the knob, he let himself in. His room was, as far as he could tell, almost the same; almost, as in, all of his belongings were just where heâd left them, but the area was nearly double the size it had originally been.
Apparently, while heâd been detained, Twilight had expanded his living space to include the dorm room beside it. It made sense, in a way, since it was supposed to house two creatures now, as opposed to just himself. His bed, now a bunk setup, sat to one side, while the additional floor-space held a sofa, a second desk, and a small table. Hell, if he could keep this setup after his âprobationâ, as Twilight had put it, heâd consider it an upgrade.
As Anon stood in the doorway, marveling at his newly renovated quarters, he felt something pat his thigh. Looking down, he found Gallus, the cerulean griffon, peering up at him. As always, the little bird-lion had a somewhat smug expression, with a tuft of amber plumage set above his piercing, azure eyes.
âSup, Roomie,â Gallus casually said, walking past Anon and into the room.
âSup, dude,â Anon greeted, waving at the guy. âSo, uh, did I miss much?â he added, unsure of how to open a conversation.
âNah, everything is basically the same as itâs always been. Twilight got everycreature calmed down, after you got caught with Yona. She just explained that it was a misunderstanding and that they shouldnât be so forward with you. Who knew girls could be that scary, am I right?â Gallus chuckled, turning around to address the man.
âYeah, you ainât kidding,â Anon griped, rubbing the back of his neck. âTwilight got all this done in a day?â he continued, attempting to change the subject.
âYeah, pretty much. Just stomped in and POOF, instant remodel,â Gallus responded, waving one claw around, for dramatic effect. âShe even gave me this morningâs classes off, just so I could get my stuff moved in. You donât mind if I have the top bunk, do you?â he nonchalantly asked, pointing to the upper mattress.
âNah, dude, go nuts,â Anon replied, walking over to the sofa. Plopping down, he thought back to his meeting with Twilight.
When sheâd retrieved him from Tartarus, she wasnât angry, despite having found him creampieing a filly sized villain. If anything, she seemed somewhat phlegmatic about the scene sheâd walked in on. Yeah, it may have been because Cozy Glow had nearly conquered Equestria, but he couldnât be sure. It was almost like the Princess was up to something. There was something he was missing, some piece of the puzzle he couldnât quite put his finger on.
âSo, you got anything going on this afternoon?â Gallus said, hopping onto the couch beside the man, shaking him from his stupor.
âNah, not really. Well, maybe a shower,â Anon sighed. Thankfully, Twilight had been thoughtful enough to have a shirt and pair of gym shorts ready for him, after heâd been returned to the school. Unfortunately, he was still a bit crusty in places, thanks to his run-in with the pint-sized, sadomasochistic pegasus. âHow about yourself?â he retorted, looking over to the bird-cat.
Gallus shrugged apathetically. âEh, probably organize my stuff, maybe tidy up a little. No offense, but for a janitor, youâre kinda messy,â he noted, looking around at the manâs affects.
âHave at it, Buddy. Iâm gonna get cleaned up, but then Iâll help,â Anon grunted, getting to his feet. Walking over to his dresser, he retrieved a fresh pair of pants, shirt, and boxers. Glancing over at Gallus, he smiled contentedly. Maybe things werenât going to be that bad.
Making his way into the bathroom, Anon shut the door behind himself, before stripping out of his clothes. Setting the shower to warm, he reassessed his situation. There were, in fact, several benefits of having a roommate. First of all, heâd have someone else to help with chores and errands. Secondly, and more importantly, Gallus could potentially act as a guard of sorts. After all, he had found himself the victim of several lustful and, in Yonaâs case, aggressive advances.
Washing off, and feeling rather refreshed, Anon hopped out of the shower. With a newfound confidence, and optimistic outlook, he dried off and got dressed. Even if living with the smarmy griffon didnât suit his tastes, it was only for a few months. At worst, heâd just have to bite the bullet and put up with it, although he hoped it would actually strengthen his friendship with the smart-alecky bird-cat. His hopes, however, were dashed, the moment he opened the door.
In outright disbelief, Anon attempted to comprehend what he was looking at. Gallus, for some god-forsaken reason, was dressed in a french maid outfit, replete with an alabaster trimmed black skirt, snowy colored leggings, ruffled head piece, and a pair of blue and white striped panties. Any expectation that his newfound living conditions would be relaxing crumbled to ash in his mouth, as he gazed upon the snappily dressed griffon.
Hearing the door open, Gallus looked over and noted Anonâs pained expression. âWhat? Iâm cleaning, Dude,â he coolly commented, continuing his endeavors as if nothing was out of the ordinary.
âEt tu, Gallus? Et tuâŚâ Anon internally lamented, frozen in place. For fuckâs sake, he even had a feather duster! Setting his jaw, and steeling his resolve, he stomped over to the couch. There was no way, no fucking way he was going to get trapped by a bird-cat trap. Nope, not today; not ever.
Storming past the table, Anon scooped up one of Gallusâ textbooks, before throwing himself onto the sofa. He just needed to distract himself until the griffon was finished; then things should get back to their normal, non-crossdressing state. Opening the tome, one chronicling the Pillarsâ exploits, he did his best not to pay attention to his roommate.
âWhoops,â Gallus called, damn near immediately breaking Anonâs focus.
On instinct, the man looked up, only to find the griffon bending over to retrieve his duster. Being a quadruped, there was no excuse for Gallus to be leaning forward, with his chest to the floor and rump prominently displayed, while facing away from him. His gaze wandered to the succulently presented rear, stuffed within the striped panties. Why, heavens above, why did he have a weakness for asses.
âSomething wrong, Dude? Staring kinda hard at my tushâŚâ Gallus commented, wryly grinning back at the man.
âHmmph,â Anon snorted, returning his attention to the book. Whatever the little bugger was planning, it wasnât going to work.
âI mean, not like I can blame you. Even though Iâve got cat ass, you arenât gonna find a more succulent pair of drumsticks in the whole school,â Gallus continued, undeterred. Reaching back, he slipped one clawed digit into the top of his legging, pulling it back, before allowing it to snap against his thigh.
âReally, man? Do you have to?!â Anon blurted, frustratedly slamming the book closed. Seriously, how in the hell was he supposed to distract himself, with this sort of bullshit going on.
âWhat? Would you rather I just ask for your help?â Gallus asked, raising an eyebrow.
âHelp? Help with what?â Anon hissed, squinting at the griffon.
âGotta get on the top bunk, Dude,â Gallus said, finally standing back up.
âYou can fly, get up there yourself,â Anon shot back.
âUh, wings?â Gallus monotonously stated. To emphasize his point, he flexed his wings, both of which were pinned under his top. Noticing Anon go to stand, his smile broadened, as he moved towards the bunk bed.
Trudging over, Anon unceremoniously stooped over and plucked Gallus from the floor. Turning towards the bed, the griffon rested his head against his chest. Before he could place his cargo on the top bunk, he felt a claw tracing a small circle over his pectoral. He couldnât be sure if it was intention, and it likely was, but Gallusâ digit was circling his nipple.
âAnon, jeez, I didnât know you were so strong,â Gallus purred, smirking up at the man.
Anon simply scowled. It was bad enough that the fingers of his right hand were supporting the bird-catâs posterior, digging into the dudeâs soft, tender backside, so he didnât need things to get any worse. Moving as quickly as he could, he went to set the griffon onto the top bunk, although Gallus had other plans.
âWhoops,â Gallus bleated, squirming from Anonâs grip. Positioned as he was, just at the manâs eye level, he fell backward, causing his backside to grind against Anonâs face. Of course, it hadnât really been an accident, but it could certainly be played off as one.
With his visage entombed between the soft, warm cheeks of the griffonâs rump, Anon was in quite the pickle. Not only was the sensation distressingly inviting, but Gallus even smelled amazing; like a gentle breeze through a field of lavender. It had to be his shampoo, because there was no way he smelled that naturally good.
Shoving the bird-cat off of his face, Anon grimaced at the maid. âThere,â he grumbled, hoping to god heâd have a reprieve from the infuriatingly cute griffon.
âThanks for the help, roomie,â Gallus purred. Spinning away from the man, he caressed Anonâs neck and chin with the tuft at his tailâs end, while simultaneously flipping his skirt up and over his derriere.
Now less than a foot from Gallusâ behind, Anon swallowed hard. Saucy griffon lad or not, he had to admit, the sight was a thing of beauty. From the contrasting colors of his blue coat and garments, to the way his leggings slightly dug into the chub of his thighs, it was picturesque view. For all intents and purposes, he couldnât even tell he was looking at a guy, were it not for the fact that he knew better.
âEnjoying the view?â Gallus tittered, snapping Anon from his trance. âYou know, if you wanted, I could justâŚâ he trailed off, reaching back to pull at one butt cheek.
Captivated, Anon couldnât look away. As the griffonâs buttocks were pried apart, he could make out the faintest mound at his roommates groin. Of course, heâd had no way of knowing what sort of equipment Gallus was rocking, but it couldnât have been that big, judging from the concealed coin purse. As he watched, the fabric slid over the opposing cheek, gliding over his furred flesh to nestle into the cleft of his ass.
âI hate when that happens,â Gallus affectionately grumbled, wiggling his rump from side to side, but only for a moment. Straightening back up, and releasing his haunch, he wheeled around to face Anon. âMaybe I shouldâve just skipped on the panties, but, you know, itâs all part of the outfit,â he added, shrugging flippantly.
Anonâs mind raced, attempting for formulate something, anything to say. All of this had to be premeditated; it was impossible that Gallus had just stumbled upon his proclivity for asses and his weakness for maid getups, wasnât it?! Suddenly, the griffon looked down, past the edge of the bed, and snickered. Following his gaze, Anon followed suit, although he quickly regretted it.
There, at his crotch, was a rather prominent bulge. Somewhere along the line, likely between seeing Gallus drop his duster and the sinful display, heâd gotten a boner. Honestly, he couldnât pinpoint when itâd happened; yet there it was, tenting his pants. Immediately, he broke into a cold sweat, as his focus shifted back up to the griffonâs face. To his mortification, Gallusâ eyes met his own.
âJeez, Anon, I didnât know you were into dudes...â Gallus cooed, unflinching.
The statement caused something to snap inside Anon. Heâd never considered himself gay, not in the slightest, although there was something particularly enchanting about the feminine cat ass heâd seen. Sadly, Gallusâ assault on his sexuality was far from over.
âI mean, if Iâd known you liked pillowy asses so much, I wouldâve worn a thong,â the griffon continued, his unwavering, sultry gaze boring into the janitor.
âI...Iâm not gay,â Anon grumbled, finally breaking eye contact and turning away. Defiantly, he crossed his arms over his chest, although he wasnât sure who he was trying to convince more; himself, or Gallus.
Rolling his eyes, the griffon sat back on his haunches. âReally, does it honestly matter that much? I mean, come on, youâve already done it with a changeling, yak, hippogriff, and a dragon. If youâre willing to do the nasty with all of them, why not add a double hitter to the mix; a griffon and a guy. Besides, itâs not even that gay, when itâs an ass like mineâŚâ he softly tutted.
Anonâs eyes aimlessly darted about. As much as he wanted to deny what heâd heard, Gallus had a point. Heâd already crossed a line, several in fact, so why should he restrain himself. It was painfully clear that some part of him, buried deep down, had no qualms about what he wanted to do, seeing as how he had already popped a boner. Feeling a pat on his shoulder, Anon jumped and whirled around.
âHey, itâs all good. You do you, but if you ever wanted to some thick, juicy bird ass, well, I wouldnât turn you down,â Gallus muttered, smiling chummily at his friend. With that, he turned away, whilst still atop the upper bunk, to fluff his pillow. Giving Anon yet another good view of his posterior, he smiled, as he felt something brush against his paw.
With his mouth watering, and erection painfully tenting his pants, Anon drew nearer. He was pretty sure he was beyond redemption anyways, so why shouldnât he keep going. Maybe it was the combination of maid uniform and magnificently exhibited tush, or perhaps he was going mad; regardless of the case, he couldnât resist.
âDonât worry, Iâll keep this our little secret,â Gallus whispered, his smile broadening. At long last, he was about to get what he wanted. He didnât consider himself gay, not in the slightest. No, he always thought of himself as an opportunist, and Anon was quite the exotic opportunity.
Reaching for the proffered booty, Anon hesitated. Gallus was a dude! A guy! He had, what he assumed to be, male cat junk hidden beneath those damn panties of his. Like it or not, he was seriously considering doing something pretty damn gay and, unfortunately for him, the captivating cat-bird noticed.
âYou know, if itâs really that big of a deal, you can just lie down, close your eyes, and let me handle the rest. If you want me to, of courseâŚâ Gallus liltingly murmured.
Anon mulled the idea over. While a part of him did, in fact, want to sink his tool into that glorious feline posterior, another part was deeply reluctant to cross the same-sex line. That being said, if he didnât have to see that he was hilted in a guyâs rump, that would made the situation a little more palatable. With a nod, he turned back towards the expectant creature.
âAlright, fuck it. Just donât go blabbing about this to anyone,â he sighed, pointing an accusatory finger at the bird-cat, âgot it?â
âMy beak is sealed, Dude,â Gallus proudly said.
The two stood in silence, for a moment, with each waiting for the other to act. In truth, they were both hesitantly excited, although Anon still held reservations on following through with it. Finally, after what felt like a painfully awkward eternity, Gallus placed a claw on the manâs shoulder.
âHow about you go lie back on the couch. Iâve got a blindfold, if you think that would...â he was cut off, as Anon waved a hand and turned away.
âNo. No blindfolds. This is weird enough as it is,â Anon grouched. Walking over to the sofa, he sat down, before reclining onto his back over its length. With his hands behind his head, between himself and a small cushion, he tried to relax. The comfortable couch helped, if only to a small extent, so he made a mental note to thank Twilight for it. Taking a deep breath, before shakily exhaling it, he closed his eyes.
âYou ready?â he heard Gallus ask, somewhere just to his side.
âYeah,â Anon groaned, his stark erection standing in sharp contrast to his reticent voice.
He jumped slightly, feeling something unzip his pants. He realized the griffon was equipped with talons and a beak, neither of which would, he assumed, be pleasant for any sort of foreplay. Gingerly, a claw graced his tool, having made its way into his boxers. A second and third digit followed, before his dong was pulled into the open air.
âOh man, itâs even nicer looking than Smolder said,â Gallus whispered, almost reverently.
Anon rolled his eyes, despite them being closed. He had no way of knowing how long the students had been sharing details about his anatomy, and he wasnât sure how to feel about it, but it couldnât have been for too long; that was, unless someone had broken a promise before heâd been caught getting his brains fucked out by Yona. His thoughts snapped back to the present, as something warm and moist worked over his shaft.
âWatch the beak,â Anon warned, honestly fearful of a potential mishap. Heâd seen enough shows with birds of prey, back on Earth, to know those things could do substantial damage.
âYouâre good. I just wanted to taste it,â the griffon reassuringly responded.
The claws left his junk, just prior to a weight moving onto the rim of the couch. Steadily, it shifted towards Anonâs groin, leaving him to wonder exactly what was going on. He dare not look, for fear of exactly what heâd see. As silly as it sounded, he likened it to a curse; one which, once gazed upon, would forever haunt the viewer. Fidgeting slightly, the movement eventually stopped.
He could sense something to either side of his waist, pressing into the sofaâs cushions. Then, from out of nowhere, the familiar feeling of digits upon his length returned, except this time it was different. Unlike before, when they had been aimlessly gliding over his length, now they had a purpose. He felt his cock being shifted, guided towardsâŚ
He nearly gasped, as something warm pressed against the end of his length. The feeling was fleeting, lasting but a split second, as his rod was steadily swallowed by a toasty snugness. Regardless of what, or whom, it was, the sensation was quite pleasant; cozy, slick, and welcoming. His hips bucked upward, as his bodyâs natural instincts took over.
âMmmph! Woah there! I know youâre excited but, come on, at least let me get adjusted,â Gallus sniggered from above.
Anon refused to answer, instead willing his impatient body to remain still. Slowly, the weight above settled onto his groin, leaving him fully buried in his partner. He felt the load on him wiggle contently, damn near causing him to reach out for it. Like a moth to flame, he was just drawn to asses! Screwing his eyes shut harder, forced himself not to grab the booty which had engulfed his manhood. His internal conflict came to an abrupt end, as Gallus started to move.
He could feel himself escaping the griffonâs confines, before his partner plunged back downward. There was no denying it, it felt good. Like, really fucking good. Laying there, in his room, being serviced by a cute maid. Yeah...Yeah, this wasnât nearly as bad as heâd thought. Gradually, he began flexing his hips, bucking up to meet Gallusâs downward strokes.
âThereâs the - Mnnnn - spirit,â Gallus cooed.
Maybe it was all in his head, but Gallus even sounded more feminine. Snarky, sure; but more girlish than usual. With every downward movement, he felt the delightfully pillowy, fuzzy, and warm cheeks of the griffonâs tush bear down on him. His right hand shifted, practically demanding that it dig its fingers into the rump he was railing.
âGo ahead, give âem a squeeze,â Gallus taunted.
The motions slowed, if only for a moment, prior to the sound of a loud smack. The noise was unmistakable, it was the clap of a spanked ass cheek. With his self control crumbling, like a sand castle at high tide, Anon gnawed his lip. Maybe if heâŚ
âOh BUCK,â Gallus lewdly groaned.
Pistoning into the griffon did the trick, putting a halt to any of his partnerâs teasing. Fixating on the sensation, and trying to do so without the use of his eyes or hands, Anon did his best to silence his partner. True, fucking wasnât the hardest thing to do, but their choice of position worked best if both parties were fully involved. To hammer the point home, every few seconds he felt Gallus having to readjust into a stable position, until heâd had enoughâŚ
Like twin striking snakes, from behind his head, Anonâs hands leapt forward. Guided by some preternatural force, his fingers sunk into the griffonâs supple ass. Sweet, merciful lord, the feel of them was astounding. With a cheek in each hand, he aided his partnerâs motions, while continuing to fuck up and into Gallus. Granted, his eyes were still closed, although the added tactile sensation was already pushing him closer to release.
âD - Aaaahn - Donât stop,â Gallus pleaded, rocking back to meet Anonâs increasingly energetic plunges.
The maidenly griffonâs words drove Anon into a frenzy. His heart thundered in his chest, while his cock throbbed within his partnerâs confines. As he persisted, the vestiges of his misgivings melted away. Sweet, affectionate sounds of Gallusâ whimpering drifted to his ears, pouring fuel on inferno of lust. He clenched his teeth, desperate to last as long as he could, but it was not to be. Something pointed pinched his nipple, twisting it slightly, as the force around his prick was magnified.
âFuck,â Anon bellowed, as he reached his limit. Ramming Gallus upon his lap, he thrust fiercely into his partner, hilting himself completely. Kneading the cushiony rump in his hands, his member twitched violently within the griffonâs ass, a split-second before the first gouts of cum erupted into the bird-catâs bowels. He could feel Gallus writhing about, gyrating atop him, while moaning whorishly.
Dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, and a host of other neurochemicals flooded Anonâs system. His hips fitfully bucked, as he firmly held Gallus to himself. As always, and acting upon biological instinct, he preferred to expend his load within his partner. Dreamily, and without a thought, he opened his eyes; leaving him to find a sight he wouldnât soon forget.
For a brief moment, Anon saw Gallus upon his lap, leaning over his chest. The griffon had one claw on his pectoral, devilishly tweaking his nipple, while he was using the other to stroke himself. In an orgasmic caw-like moan, his partner joined him in climactic bliss. Before he could react, hot gobbets of stringy cum spackled his torso, with a single rope impacting against his face. He winced, his left eye blinded by the ejaculatory blast, but there was little he could do about it.
Glancing out, with his unobstructed eye, the higher functioning parts of Anonâs brain immediately reminded him of what heâd done. Sitting on his groin, still serving as a scabbard to his softening cock, Gallus cranked out the last few drops of his seed. Heâd been practically painted in the stuff, with strands over his abdomen, chest, neck, and the aforementioned bit on his face. Looking down at him, with a goofy smile on his face, the griffon leaned forward.
âI hate when that happens,â Gallus wheezed, gingerly wiping the gob of nut from the manâs eye. âThere we go, all better,â he continued, sitting back and affectionately wiggling his still filled ass on Anonâs groin.
Releasing Gallusâ tush, Anon raised a finger to reaffirm his heterosexual status, muttering a quiet âN-no homo dudeâŚâ but suddenly, something strange happened. With a flash of light, and rush of displaced air, he and the impaled griffon both looked to the side. There, standing beside the door, stood Twilight Sparkle, although something was definitely amiss.
The Princess appeared to be painfully flustered, blushing heavily with a sheen of sweat on her face. Her breathing was heavy and erratic, as if sheâd just run a marathon, and she had an unfocused look in her eyes. Lastly, almost imperceptibly, there was a slow, yet steady drip of fluid from her groin. Unless Twilight had sprung a leak, she was painfully worked up about something.
âSweet Celestia, that was way more educational than I could have expected,â Twilight giggled, a rictus grin spreading over her face.
âSeriously, you couldnât even let us get some post sex cuddling inâŚâ Gallus flatly protested, staring deadpan at the Princess.
âOh, no no no no no! You can spoon all you want later! This was, as far as I can tell, the first documented incident of a homosexual encounter between a biped and and a griffon!â Twilight yammered on, excitedly pacing around the room.
After his mouth worked silently for a moment, Anon was able to find his words. âWhat in the hell is going on?â he demanded, still balls deep in the griffon on his groin.
âResearch! Oh, and I found a solution to your friendship problem. Youâre welcome, by the way,â Twilight explained, giving a small bow.
âWhaâŚâ Anon trailed off, looking between Gallus and the Princess. Mercifully, besides having a heavenly posterior, Gallus was quick to clear things up.
âBasically, Ocellus, Smolder, Silver Stream, Yona, and myself petitioned Twilight to get you back. We figured, if we could all share, there wouldnât be a problem. Now, sure, any potential romantic stuff would need to be dealt with, so youâll have to be mindful of that, but we got you off the hook,â Gallus answered. Lazily, he got to his paws and claws, ultimately letting the semi-flaccid manhood to slip from his rear. He clamped down, ensure most of Anonâs load was neatly stored within his tush, and to save time with the inevitable cleanup, of course.
âSo...This was all a plan?â Anon confusedly grumbled, looking over to Twilight.
âInitially, no, although it ended up as one. You are, as you put it, âoff the hookâ, although there are a few caveats; the most important one being that, if and when you choose to engage in interspecies coitus, Iâm allowed to record it. For scientific purposes, of course!â Twilight hastily added, somewhat overenthusiastically.
âUh huh,â Anon indolently replied, raising one eyebrow in suspicion. âSo, wait, if this was all a setup, then I donât really have to room with Gallus, do I?â he asked, looking between the two. Just as his hopes began to climb, they were immediately dashed.
âSorry, that was part of the bargain. Thereâs some sort of lesson in there for you. Blah blah blah, self restraint or something,â Gallus chuckled, sauntering off towards the restroom.
âFucking perfect,â Anon sighed, covering his face with his hands. Well, the good news was that he got his job back, didnât have a criminal record, and nobody was angry with him; at least, as far as he knew. Being stuck with a precocious bird-cat, and having a voyeuristic employer wouldnât be the easiest things to put up with, although they were far better than Tartarus.
âAlright, well, I have a lot of footage to study. So, yeah, Iâll see you in the morning, Anon,â Twilight announced, fidgeting in place.
âYeah, have fun with that,â Anon grunted. He was pretty sure she was using the term âstudyâ very loosely, but it didnât matter. Lying on the sofa, covered in a smattering of human and griffon jizz, he let his thoughts wander. Heâd dodged a bullet, and a damn big one, although he was left with a lingering feeling of unease. Things were settled, for now, but he couldnât help but worry about what the future held for himâŚ